i think moshe kasher is my friend now
oh grandpa *laughs* what was christmas like in the 40s?
yeah cause youre 70 do you even know who they are?
New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6
i had a dream where john mulaney was my brother (this was the first time me met but we both knew it and interacted like i do with brian) and i played his brother on his tv show. he came in to jo anns and i was ringing him up at the register and a couple of friends were just sitting with us at the register and we were cracking jokes and stuff and i remember crying laughing when one of my friends had a question for one of us and john just goes “who plays him on the show?” and in the meantime a big line started forming and everyone was getting pissed cause i just wasnt doing anything but talking with john and not calling for backup and i finally did and that person just stayed up there because i wasnt getting anything done