about to go work 11 hours on 4 hours of sleep say hey

everyone always talks about pumpkin spice lattes ive literally never had one

im sure ive made this post before but dont grow up closeted and gay in a tiny town filled with churches because then every guy youre into for the first 18 or so years of your life is straight and then you get a weird thing for straight boys which let me tell you is not easy to satisfy

horny but i have to get up early: the patrick suggins autobiography

forgot i put this on my fridge this morning

forgot i put this on my fridge this morning

muskawo:

Jon Hamm crying the mash theme!!

does anybody know if drake is still alive

scottaukerman:

rejectedjokes:

Some wonderful person has posted the EXTENDED NEVER BEFORE SEEN BONUS Rodney Waber clip from last year’s Comedy Bang Bang TV show with America’s Sweetheart Anna Kendrick and Scott Aukerman. In this episode, I play Rodney Waber, publicist to Harrison Ford who by mistake thought Scott wanted him on the show instead of Harrison. I forgot the last sixty seconds of this ever happened. We finally unlock the secret to When Harry Met Sally’s famous deli scene.

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE STUFF THAT MADE IT TO AIR

From the DVD!

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

walkthemoonband:

#GospelCover :: Episode 9 :: Austin :: #Discovery

djibouti:

too many skinny people will act all body positive until one thing doesn’t include them like go outside go watch tv it’s fine everyone else in the world still loves you

going to bed because i have work early tomorrow and we’re getting a new computer system so i gotta prep myself to have it fucked up and have problems at the register/everywhere else all day

they keep “updating” things which just makes them more difficult to deal with adds unnecessary steps or gets slower in general for whatever reason